I feel.... strangely giddy. I didn't really think it would come to this, and now that I'm here, I don't find it altogether unpleasant.

That big oaf is really REALLY REALLY getting on my nerves >>;;;; thinking he can just get away with whatever he wants because he saved me once or twice. A PRINCESS DRESS. IN ALL HONESTY. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS WOULD HAVE SOME KIND OF IDEA LIKE THAT the pervert

(pauses)

omg.